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	<title>Zombie Swag &#187; Corporate Zombie</title>
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		<title>Corporate Zombie Set</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The mindless tedium of employment at GigantaMegaCorp has crushed their spirit and turned these once bright, flowering young go-getters into hopeless Corporate Zombies. They spend their days staring blankly at computer monitors and shuffling through the cube maze, occasionally grunting something about brains. Each set comes with four 2-3/4? (7 cm) tall poseable plastic figures [...]]]></description>
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<p>The mindless tedium of employment at GigantaMegaCorp has crushed their spirit and turned these once bright, flowering young go-getters into hopeless Corporate Zombies. They spend their days staring blankly at computer monitors and shuffling through the cube maze, occasionally grunting something about brains. Each set comes with four 2-3/4? (7 cm) tall poseable plastic figures with eerie green skin that glows-in-the-dark and seven different plastic office accessories. A true vision of Hell, the Corporate Zombies are the regurgitation of some horrifying nightmare. Ashen-skinned and red-eyed, the Zombies are trained to rat out their fellow employees for even the most harmless digressions and are capable of spewing volumes of mind-blasting corporate jargon on command. The Zombies are company-minded team-players. They show up early and work late every week day, and can be counted upon to work each and every weekend. The Zombies are constantly armed with yuppie-puke catch-phrases and are intravenously linked to the office. The Zombies have no true emotions, but rather mimic those of the first available supervisor.</p>
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